hello, clarissa here. ok, i found some jokes on the web, so i shall post it up , and make the blog alive! yay. 8)

Helping an overweight blonde
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.

The blonde followed the doctor's advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she had indeed lost the pesky twenty pounds. She phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice which produced such effective results.

At the end of the conversation, however, she asked one last question: "How do I get home, since I am now 300 miles away?"

A math joke
Teacher: What's 2 and 2?
Pupil: 4
Teacher: That's good.
Pupil: Good?, that's perfect!

$10
Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would he have left?
Ted: $10
Teacher: you dont know maths!
Ted: you dont know my father!

exam results
A boy came home from school with his exam results.
"what did you get?" asked his father.
"my marks are under water." said the boy.
"what do you mean 'under water' ?"
"they are all below 'C' (sea) level."

ok, goodbye.